T.U.R.D. is a 1991 Ford Festiva hatchback. He has been upgraded with many Valdovian computer systems and weapons. His artificial intelligence was infected by a quantum virus and the many attempts by technicians to clean it left his personality matrix scrambled.

He considers himself to be a person. 

Although T.U.R.D. is an acronym, he refuses to divulge what the letters stand for. 

First appearance – Ace Tucker Space Trucker 2: The Wrath of Ace