Dates

Date Betty exploded above Tupelo, Mississippi. Reported as tornado outbreak.

The fixed location in time for the Temporal Continuity Bureau’s headquarters.

Time travel was invented by Dino Valdeeznuts in 2384 while working at Zimmy Zons.

The year Mustachepalooza, the greatest rock concert/after party in the history, took place.

Another damn Leap Year.

The year the Protection of Earth Act was signed by President George H.W. Bush (leader of the Illuminati).